Now for a short lesson on the female vocabulary 
Nine words women use...
1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they
are
right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an
hour..
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five
more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means
something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with
nothing
usually end in fine.
4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal
statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are
an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of
nothing.)
6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a
wom a n
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and
hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint.
Just say
you're welcome.
8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying [email protected]!K YOU!
9.) Don't worry about it, I'll do it : Another dangerous statement,
meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times,
but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking
'What's
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.Then you RUN!
I usually use 1, 3 and 8 most often ... 2 don't apply to me
because when I say I need 5 mins to dress up, I take only 5
mins..
